شنبه 28 آذر 1388
"Did you know I had taken up story –writing as a career?"
"No, sold anything yet?"
"Yes, my watch, my saxophone and my overcoat."
"My daughter has arranged a little piece for the piano"
"Good it's about time we had a little peace!"
"Why you go on the balcony when I sing? Don’t you like to hear me?"
"It isn't that I want the neighbors to see that I'm not beating my wife."
"My wife used to play the piano a lot, but since the children came she doesn't have time."
"Children are comfort, aren't they?"
"If Shakespeare were here today he would be looked on as a remarkable man."
"yes , he'd be more than 300 years old."
Critic: "your work seems a little raw."
Poet: "It oughtn't to be. It's been roasted enough."