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شنبه 28 آذر 1388

jokes

شنبه 28 آذر 1388

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نویسنده :T Mofidi

"Did you know I had taken up story –writing as a career?"

"No, sold anything yet?"

"Yes, my watch, my saxophone and my overcoat."

 

 

"My daughter has arranged a little piece for the piano"

"Good it's about time we had a little peace!"

 

 

"Why you go on the balcony when I sing? Don’t you like to hear me?"

"It isn't that I want the neighbors to see that I'm not beating my wife."

 

"My wife used to play the piano a lot, but since the children came she doesn't have time."

"Children are comfort, aren't they?"

 

"If Shakespeare were here  today he would be looked on as a remarkable man."

"yes , he'd be more than 300 years old."

 

Critic: "your work seems a little raw."

Poet: "It oughtn't to be. It's been roasted enough."

 

 

  




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