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جمعه 13 آذر 1388

Every week with 6 the american jokes from English jokes

جمعه 13 آذر 1388

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نویسنده :T Mofidi

1. – when I see you I always think of Smith

- but Im not in the least like Smith

- oh yes . you both owe me 1000$

2. – since he lost his money half of his friends don’t know him any more.

- and the other half?

-they don’t know yet that he has lost it.

3. – you say he left no money !

- no . you see he lost his health getting wealthy  and then lost his wealth trying to get healthy.

4. – where is that beautiful canary bird of yours that used to sing so clearly and sweetly?

- I had to sell him my son left the cage on the radio set and he learned static.

5. The bored youth turned to his partner at a dinner party : who is that strange-looking man over there who is stared at me so much?
- oh that’s professor Jenkins . she replied brightly : you know , the famous expert on insanity.

6. were any of your boyish ambitions ever realized?

- yes when my mom used to cut my hair I often wished I might be bald-headed.

 




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چهارشنبه 18 آذر 1388 19:19
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