جمعه 13 آذر 1388
1. – when I see you I always think of Smith
- but Im not in the least like Smith
- oh yes . you both owe me 1000$
2. – since he lost his money half of his friends don’t know him any more.
- and the other half?
-they don’t know yet that he has lost it.
3. – you say he left no money !
- no . you see he lost his health getting wealthy and then lost his wealth trying to get healthy.
4. – where is that beautiful canary bird of yours that used to sing so clearly and sweetly?
- I had to sell him my son left the cage on the radio set and he learned static.
5. The bored youth turned to his partner at a dinner party : who is that strange-looking man over there who is stared at me so much?
- oh that’s professor Jenkins . she replied brightly : you know , the famous expert on insanity.
6. were any of your boyish ambitions ever realized?
- yes when my mom used to cut my hair I often wished I might be bald-headed.