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جمعه 9 بهمن 1388

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جمعه 9 بهمن 1388

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A: Did she inherit her beauty?
B:yes,her father left her a drug store


A:Isn't it remarkable how Alice keeps her ages?
B:yes she hasn't changed it for ten years

A:if u tell a man anything it goes in at 1 ear and out at the other
B: yes and if u tell a woman anything , it goesd in at both ears and out of her mouth

A:what is ur worst sin?
B:my vanity I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty.
A:that isn't vanity. that is imagination.

A:pay ur taxes with a smile
B:I should love to but they insist on cash

A:whay did you break ur engagement to Tom?
B: he deceived me .he told me he was a liver and kidney specialist and I found out thathe only worked in a butcher's shop

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