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پنجشنبه 19 آذر 1388

jokes

پنجشنبه 19 آذر 1388

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نویسنده :T Mofidi


1. - " was it hot where you spend your vacation last summer?"

-" terrible , and no trees ! we took turns sitting in each other's shadow !"

2. A farmer and his wife from the country were in London for the 1st time. they saw in the window of a restaurant:

" lunch 12 until 2  -40p"

" come on , Mary, " said the farmer "that's not expensive. we can sit there and eat for 2 hours for 40pence."

3. "once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults."

" How did it work?"

" we haven't spoken for 5 years"

4."Why is it Bob," asked George of a very stout friend, " that you fat fellow are always good natured?"

" We have to be, " answered Bob " You see,we can't either fight or run."

5.-" I have just heard that my sister has a baby.they don't say what sex and so I don't know whether I am an uncle or aunt."

6. -"yes my dear , I have lost Azor ,my precios little dog!"

"but you must put an advertisement in the papers!"

"the poor little pet can't read!'




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