پنجشنبه 19 آذر 1388
1. - " was it hot where you spend your vacation last summer?"
-" terrible , and no trees ! we took turns sitting in each other's shadow !"
2. A farmer and his wife from the country were in London for the 1st time. they saw in the window of a restaurant:
" lunch 12 until 2 -40p"
" come on , Mary, " said the farmer "that's not expensive. we can sit there and eat for 2 hours for 40pence."
3. "once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults."
" How did it work?"
" we haven't spoken for 5 years"
4."Why is it Bob," asked George of a very stout friend, " that you fat fellow are always good natured?"
" We have to be, " answered Bob " You see,we can't either fight or run."
5.-" I have just heard that my sister has a baby.they don't say what sex and so I don't know whether I am an uncle or aunt."
6. -"yes my dear , I have lost Azor ,my precios little dog!"
"but you must put an advertisement in the papers!"
"the poor little pet can't read!'