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جمعه 9 بهمن 1388

quotation

جمعه 9 بهمن 1388

نوع مطلب :
نویسنده :T Mofidi

Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.




جمعه 9 بهمن 1388

jokes

جمعه 9 بهمن 1388

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نویسنده :T Mofidi


A: Did she inherit her beauty?
B:yes,her father left her a drug store


A:Isn't it remarkable how Alice keeps her ages?
B:yes she hasn't changed it for ten years

A:if u tell a man anything it goes in at 1 ear and out at the other
B: yes and if u tell a woman anything , it goesd in at both ears and out of her mouth

A:what is ur worst sin?
B:my vanity I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty.
A:that isn't vanity. that is imagination.

A:pay ur taxes with a smile
B:I should love to but they insist on cash

A:whay did you break ur engagement to Tom?
B: he deceived me .he told me he was a liver and kidney specialist and I found out thathe only worked in a butcher's shop

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جمعه 9 بهمن 1388

proverb

جمعه 9 بهمن 1388

نوع مطلب :
نویسنده :T Mofidi

The darkest hour is that before the down
Death and grave makes no distinction
Death keeps no calendar
Deeds not words
Divide and rule
Do as I say not as I do





جمعه 9 بهمن 1388

A short story

جمعه 9 بهمن 1388

نوع مطلب :
نویسنده :T Mofidi

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed boats and left. Except for Love.

Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.

When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help.

Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said,
"Richness, can you take me with you?"
Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. "Vanity, please help me!"
"I can't help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked, "Sadness, let me go with you."
"Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her.

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come, Love, I will take you." It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder,

Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?"