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English In Use - مطالب هفته دوم فروردین 1389
English In Use
شنبه 14 فروردین 1389

just a joke

شنبه 14 فروردین 1389

نوع مطلب :
نویسنده :T Mofidi

The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.


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شنبه 14 فروردین 1389

Mountain story

شنبه 14 فروردین 1389

نوع مطلب :
نویسنده :T Mofidi

"A son and his father were walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Curious, he yells: "Who are you?"
He receives the answer: "Who are you?"
And then he screams to the mountain: "I admire you!"
The voice answers: "I admire you!"
Angered at the response, he screams: "Coward!"
He receives the answer: "Coward!"
He looks to his father and asks: "What's going on?"
The father smiles and says: "My son, pay attention."
Again the man screams: "You are a champion!"
The voice answers: "You are a champion!"
The boy is surprised, but does not understand.
Then the father explains: "People call this ECHO, but really this is LIFE.
It gives you back everything you say or do.
Our life is simply a reflection of our actions.
If you want more love in the world, create more love in your heart.
If you want more competence in your team, improve your competence.
This relationship applies to everything, in all aspects of life;
Life will give you back everything you have given to it."

YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. IT'S A REFLECTION OF YOU!"
-- Unknown Author




چهارشنبه 11 فروردین 1389

shadow

چهارشنبه 11 فروردین 1389

نوع مطلب :
نویسنده :T Mofidi

One day a fox saw his shadow in sunrise and said “ I  will eat a camel for launch today “ and he was searching for camel all day but when he saw his shadow in sunset he said “ I ‘ll eat a mouse “




یکشنبه 8 فروردین 1389

WE are the destiny

یکشنبه 8 فروردین 1389

نوع مطلب :
نویسنده :T Mofidi

Let the destiny go its way,
we'll have our own way.

Let the clouds rain and rain,
we have God as our canopy.